Welcome to ShakeSoft.net

Holy shit, motherfucker! This is totally a placeholder for when I get around to actually making this thing! But it's, like, totally not the stupid logo-only thing that was here for, like, over 2 years!

I'm not even sure I'm gonna keep this layout.
Hell, I probably won't, it'd just cramp my style or whatever. None of this really makes sense.

Why am I wasting my time on writing this? It makes no sense!
Stop reading!